“And then I saw myself in the rear view mirror of another car…”
“What did you see?”
“I was hideous! My front bumper lay torn, half drooping over one wheel like some appendage. Headlights shot to pieces, and my front hood… mutilated!”
“How did it make you feel?”
“The worst. Like I had been discarded, tossed aside into the rubble after so many winters had passed. That will never happen right, doc?”
“Can you describe the car that you saw yourself in?”
“Oh, it was shiny, modern, luxurious even. Maybe a black Mercedes. It never turned to face me.”
“How‘s the relationship with your mechanic?”
“He does a great job. Never had any complaints although sometimes he takes these photos.”
“And the relationship with your hosts?”
“Hmm. Sometimes I feel they don’t acknowledge me. Like I’m just a tool for carrying them from place to place. They don’t even offer to take the wheel from time to time… Always glued to their smart-phones as if eyes couldn’t bother to turn. And then there was the incident with the latte… Left a stain for half a year on the back-seat until the mechanic finally pointed it out! Then he started taking pictures again.”
“I can see that you feel neglected, under-appreciated for your work, and resentful for not receiving any love after so much giving.”
“Yes, it just seems so unfair. Sniff…”
“I understand, but not everyone will be so reciprocating. Do you think it is fair to demand love when love is unconditional?“
“No… it isn’t fair either. What should I do then? Lower my expectations?”
“Get rid of them. But don’t stop yourself from giving out of gratitude. It may help to find some other clients in the meantime.”
“What about the mechanic?”
“Get rid of him.”
I hope everybody appreciates their cars a bit more after reading your story. Nicely done 🙂
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It could happen! Therapy for autonomous cars 😉
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Clever story. I guess I should give my car a bath before she decides to get rid of me. 🙂
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Order her a vacation at the car wash 😉
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Hahahaha! The docs telling the car to get rid of the hosts and get rid of the mechanic and keep giving and giving! Hahaha! Like Sonya said, I think we all need to appreciate our cars a little more. Wouldn’t want them kicking us out of our rides! Hahahaha! Cute story!!
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Oh just wait till they get attorneys. *It was the driver’s fault! his hands took the steering wheel.
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Hahahaha!! Great story!
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Cute about the car going to a therapist. I think the poor car should get some love though. 🙂
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If they gain legislative power, they may vote for a car appreciation holiday.
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I say go for it. 🙂
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Now… how should it get rid of him? I wonder… 😀
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Get an injunction for harassment 😉
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Brilliant take and I love the counselling for the poor neglected car.
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Poor neglected car, I can understand why it needs therapy. Clever story!
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Therapy for cars – what a great idea.
Loved your clever take on the prompt.
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Cars have it rough. Why not therapy for them? Very delightful reading.
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Yep, they take so much abuse, eventually up in the scrapyard. Best to treat them nice or else one day … 😉
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🙂
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Very interesting prompt idea. A car who requires a therapist. The therapist doesn’t sound like he’s giving good advice though, get rid of the mechanic and his owners? Does he want the car to murder them all?
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Nah, just leave em, The mechanic’s supposed to be a car otaku which is why he took so many photos.
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