“My liege, what shall we do about the rabble outside? They demand food, housing, and work.”
Caesar: Opens the coliseum and decrees “Bread, games, and war!”
Genghis Khan: Conscripts you into his army and sacks the west.
Henry VIII: Shows you his latest beheading.
Vlad III: Treats you to a shish-kebab.
Torquemada: Asks that you demonstrate your convictions with whip, vice, or rack.
Robespierre: Accuses you of conspiracy in front of the guillotines.
Hitler: Deports you to a labor camp and offers a final solution.
Mao: Puts you on a farm and “redistributes” the products of your labor.
Stalin: Registers you, your family, relatives, and neighbors in his notebook for “correction”.
Wall Street: Convinces capital hill to give everyone tax breaks. Then demands that you to bail them out when they crash.
AI: Plugs you into the matrix.